LOCAL PASTOR: "I HAVE SOLVED THE GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS."
SHELBY, NC - If you have read anything the experts say, we can not stop Global Warming. It is inevitable that the ice caps will melt and the ocean will rise, however one local pastor believes he has the cure. Rev. Pardue stated, "If you have seen any of the new Campbell's Soup commercials, you know that, "They're made with high quality ingredients and seasoned with lower sodium natural sea salt, so they taste great!" I think here in lies the solution to this climate crisis. If more Americans would buy Campbell's soup, the company would be forced to take more water out of the ocean. The more we buy, the less water will be present in the ocean, so the risk of coastal flooding would greatly diminish. Of course when the water is distilled and the salt is removed, this leaves clean drinking water, which can then be turned over to Al Gore and the United Nations to send to parts of the world where drinking water is scarce." Rev. Pardue's idea is one of pure genius. This way people who really don't care about the environment, can do their part, and enjoy some great tasting soup in the process. We should do our part and eat lots of soup so we can save the world.
